‘Twas a month before Christmas, and all through the park
Not a creature was stirring, not even a lark.
I was paddling the trails to see what was there,
And came upon Santa, in a kayak, … I swear!
I said, “Hey there Santa, what are you doin’ here?
You should be at your shop with your elves and reindeer.”
He said, “Times are tough, and we’ve had a layoff.
I need gift ideas, or my sleigh can’t take off.”
I said, “Don’t despair, I have what you seek,
Something new for this Christmas, something unique.
Give a certificate to all who’ve been nice,
So they can paddle a kayak, that’s my advice.
It’s fun for all ages, and easy to do.”
He said, “You’re so right, and it’s relaxing too!
You’ve shown me a way, and a pretty good reason,
To bring smiles to some faces this Holiday season.”
As he paddled back North, he exclaimed, “We’ll be back
To redeem our coupons from Mill Pond Kayak!”

"I may trade in my sleigh for a kayak!"